i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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