You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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