So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
wow bdsm is so cute
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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