We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"