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(479): View more from Arkansas

Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...

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(479): Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school... http://tfl.nu/5amt

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(770): View more from Georgia

I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.

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(770): I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/s1ae

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.

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(732): I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes. http://tfl.nu/xdyw

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(336): View more from North Carolina

16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay

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(336): 16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay http://tfl.nu/u1h0

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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!

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(303): He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk! http://tfl.nu/z1cd

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(970): View more from Colorado

Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?

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(970): Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone? http://tfl.nu/jm19

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(201): View more from New Jersey

the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do

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(201): the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do http://tfl.nu/8wsa

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(623): View more from Arizona

He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...

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(623): He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking... http://tfl.nu/bdfz

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(516): View more from New York

drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries

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(516): drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries http://tfl.nu/4gv5

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(802): View more from Vermont

If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.

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(802): If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care. http://tfl.nu/zmsa

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(228): View more from Mississippi

Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.

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(228): Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis. http://tfl.nu/q40e

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A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.

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(+61): A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul. http://tfl.nu/nbi1

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(805): View more from California

Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.

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(805): Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message. http://tfl.nu/tlvz

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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.

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(715): At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves. http://tfl.nu/lin3

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.

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(401): When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train. http://tfl.nu/aqj1

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