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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice

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