I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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