Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
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They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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