I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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