Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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