just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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