I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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