I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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