I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
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he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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