She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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