Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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