I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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