No, drunk sperm still make babies.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
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One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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