after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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