...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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