North Korea, Best Korea!
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
