Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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