What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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