Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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