I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Randomize
