I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
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I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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