hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
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Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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