Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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