just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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