I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Randomize
