I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
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I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
please don't ironically join a cult
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