We won't sleep together?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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