Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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