I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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