i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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