Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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