Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Randomize
