I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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