She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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