Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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