why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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