"it" just moved
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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