Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just invented taco cereal.
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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