I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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