Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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