that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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