Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I love how my cats smell like pot.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Randomize
