She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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