That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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