we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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