the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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