i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Who died my cat blue again?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
how does that bad decision feel?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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