tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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