We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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