love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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