you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
