i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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