Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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True but thats because hes a fetus.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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