I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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